The P. Kennedy Legacy, Chapter Four: Cheaper by the Dozen

God, I have so much to cover in this chapter.  LOTS has happened.  When I say ‘lots’, I mean a crapload of birthdays.  Sims get so boring when they start reproducing.  All Kingston ever does now is roll the want to have a child.  What a jerk.

The Weber Uglacy, Chapter One: Meet the Founders

 

Hello, and welcome to the Weber Uglacy.  I’d like you all to meet our founder, Boyd.

He’s a natural cook, heavy-sleeping mooch, who’s a computer whiz and sits on the couch all day.  His lifetime want is to see the ghost of a wealthy spouse.  He loves Latin music, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and the colour red.  I will be attempting to breed him with the most unattractive Sims I can, much to his great chagrin.

The P. Kennedy Legacy, Chapter Three: The Wedding Crashers

When we last left our wacky group of sims, Megan had just given birth to a baby boy, whose father was either Megan’s current boyfriend Julian, or her one-night stand Sebastian. Paige had just accepted Kingston’s marriage proposal, and Lilian was stalking Grady Elfman.

There’s now a new man in Lilian’s life. His name is Liam Kennedy.

I should have realized that, since Lilian is family-oriented and has no life, she’d immediately start creeping on the first baby to join the family. At least somebody’s paying attention to him; Megan’s a horrible mother, Seb’s weirded out by the idea of him (except when he’s stealing candy from him), and Julian’s just generally ignorant about the whole situation.

After a couple of days of Lilian trying to steal the baby, I sent her out to find her a boyfriend.

 

The P. Kennedy Legacy, Chapter Two: How I Met Your Mother

We rejoin our story already in progress:

Sebastian seems to have won out in the Fight for Megan’s Mouth. He and Megan are eagerly snogging away while Lilian sets the barbeque on fire.

 

The P. Kennedy Legacy, Chapter One: F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

Hi, and welcome to the P. Kennedy Legacy. I’m your exciting host, Adaptataion, and I’ll be guiding you through my selective legacy. Selective because I fail at it, so I started with six Sims living in a house together, and I’m gonna see where we go from there. Deal with it.

This happy couple is Paige Kennedy, and her on-and-off boyfriend, Kingston Blake. As you can see, they’re currently On. On eachother. In their underwear. Constantly. Much to the chagrin of their four roommates.

Paige is an excitable, flirty computer whiz, who’s friendly and lucky. She loves spiceberry, indie music, and pancakes, and dreams of being a star news anchor. Kingston is a charismatic, family-oriented flirt, who’s a great kisser and is handy around the house. He loves electronica, cheese steak, and the colour black, and wants a huuge family.

"We’re busy, come back laterrrrmmmmmmmphh."

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